Mercedes R320 will reduce your carbon footprint

[news]

Memo to Mercedes-Benz: When it comes to your R-Class, do not offer it in black, unless you want it saddled with a rather specific connotation that will do absolutely nothing to encourage sales.

I offer as proof the following exchanges: "Oh, you brought home the hearse again," piped up my wife and daughter. "Why don't you take a picture of it in front of the (nearby) funeral home?" my father said. "How's the sport-hearse?" inquired a neighbour walking his dog.

Source: Driving.ca